Norman Goes to Magic School

What happens when a guy who can't use magic sneakily enrolls himself into a wizarding school? Norman squirms his way into one of the best wizarding universities despite not having a single spark of magic within him. Will he be able to fulfill his pipe dream of using magic, or will he be found out and expelled before then? Join him on this futile quest as he navigates through school and interacts with various people to get what he wants.